This terrifying clone of Mew can communicate telepathically in the voice of a theatrically trained actor, and has been creatively dubbed “Mewtwo”. After listening to people talk about nothing but Pokémon for 82 episodes, you’d think that one would have been mentioned. The scientist explains to the Pokémonster that they cloned him from the rarest of all Pokémon: a weird little cat-monkey named Mew. Erm, so what school did you get your degree from again? Instead of freaking the fuck out and evacuating the lab like a normal person, the lead scientist prevents everyone from leaving so they can listen to the creature’s “psychic powers”. Unable to tolerate such a blatant lack of manners, the Pokémonster explodes his flimsy glass prison in a fit of rage. He’s all hooked up to a bunch of nondescript tubes and wires, while the human scientists all talk about him as if he’s not even there.
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I guess this movie is trying to tie up that whole subplot. “What is life? Why are we here? Fuck if we know, but here’s the story of the world’s most powerful Pokémon for some It’s that mega-powerful Pokémon we saw working for Shadowface McCatstroke a while back, and FUCK does that thing creep me out. The narrator asks the almost exclusively underage audience probing philosophical questions. In a blatant rip-off of The Land Before Time, we open on a serenely creepy underwater world. As if 82 episodes weren’t more than enough, let me introduce, Pokémon: The First Movie.
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